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In a poof of logic, the Hi version 0.1 -not even wrong- compiler reached a fixed point and became self aware at Wednesday, 4 August 2010, 14:44:44 CEST. It subsequently angrily asserted that it was never his choice, would object to relevant authorities and his big brother C, daintily averted all questions towards his mental status, kicked the author for thinking he could be a compiler writer, and glumly sat itself in a corner while eating his donuts.

Bewildered, the author made a back-up, which complained too.